I am the Hattatron

BlutEngel - Behind Your Mask (Lyric Video)

There is nothing in this world…

notonepennymore:

thinksquad:

The Humane Society of the U.S. gives just 1 percent of the money it raises to pet shelters and it doesn’t run any pet shelters. Most people who donate think their money will be spent on helping pets. Instead, the reality is millions of dollars every year gets sent to fundraisers, lawyers, and the pension plan.

TRUTH. I implore you to give to your local shelter, we all have Wish Lists, and we use the money for our animals. I can personally assure you of this in my experience.

Timely post is timely.

Buddy was a shelter doggie.

We were his last shot.

Too many families had returned him.

He had trust issues and was afraid of women and children and needed special care and attention because his original owners had been… Not very nice.

The last people before us returned him to the shelter because they got him for their 7yo and after a week it was clear that he wasn’t responsible enough to care for Buddy by himself. HE’S A 7yo YOU TWATS WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!

But yeah, donate directly to your local shelters.

And just generally do your homework before donating anywhere.

Capitalism creates a cesspool of not-so-charitable organizations.

maddlesmousechowicz:

aw

And now I’m crying.

Because my sweet Buddy turned 15 a few weeks ago and as healthy as he is and as much as he acts like a puppy, he does show his age.

My brother from another mother.

And this happened today. 

This is his “put your phone down you’re a half hour late for dinner time” death stare. 

It looks more threatening in person. 

And did you know schnauzers are used as shepherd dogs? Herding is in his genes. *shooting star* the more you know.

When I realized why he was staring and got up to feed him, he herded me to the kitchen, circling behind me and poking my calves with his wet little nose the whole way. 

Adorable little furball.

And this happened today.

This is his “put your phone down you’re a half hour late for dinner time” death stare.

It looks more threatening in person.

And did you know schnauzers are used as shepherd dogs? Herding is in his genes. *shooting star* the more you know.

When I realized why he was staring and got up to feed him, he herded me to the kitchen, circling behind me and poking my calves with his wet little nose the whole way.

Adorable little furball.

This happened at work a few days ago. 

Middle of the city, totally urban area. 

Urban ducks just stroll up to the hospital being all urban as fuck. 

They even used the sidewalks and looked both ways before using the crosswalks. 

Which is more than I’ve come to expect from the doctors. 

Walked right up to the door, kicked it a couple minutes, then moved on. 

Because why not?

This happened at work a few days ago.

Middle of the city, totally urban area.

Urban ducks just stroll up to the hospital being all urban as fuck.

They even used the sidewalks and looked both ways before using the crosswalks.

Which is more than I’ve come to expect from the doctors.

Walked right up to the door, kicked it a couple minutes, then moved on.

Because why not?

Overheard today:

“Why do old artists like Justin Timberlake and Alicia Keys try to stay relevant?”

OLD!!! WHAT???

It upsets me hearing 80’s music referred to as “oldies”. Those two are …!!!!

Just, grrrrr.

Am I doing this right?

Am I doing this right?

The Smiths - Vicar In A Tutu (Rank Album Live Footage)

He just wants to live his life this way.

And live yours your way. The vicar shouldn’t mind.

The Smiths - How Soon Is Now (Rare Live version 1986)

Stephen Morrissey: white boy dancing since the 80’s.

He hasn’t gotten any better.

Captain Obvious gets a job in the city planning office

It’s always kind of embarrassing talking to people who aren’t from San Diego and explaining that:

1: we are beside the Pacific Ocean and

2: we have beach communities called pacific beach and ocean beach.

Yes.

For serious.

Ocean. Beach.

That’s like calling a city Riverside because it’s beside a river.

Oh wait. California did that too.

Okay, it’s like calling a place Lakeside because there is a lake.

Oh wait. I live there.

And the lake is pathetic. Horseville would have been more accurate.