I am the Hattatron
hello Hatter! in case you hadn't heard, i am gonna be gracing your state again this summer and i think you should come visit. but do member to bring bottled water to the canyon and member the armadillo rule. (seriously, don't fuck that up ever again or i won't let you play the game anymore!) hope to see you soon xo

I just took my calendar, flipped ahead to July and crossed it out. Wrote apricot real big (with small letters of course) across the whole thing. I can’t wait to answer armadillo to everything in that game. And if I member correctly, I was the one carrying two bottles of water while yours and Dawn’s were in my car.

Throwback Thursday

Hey apricot, member that time on the Santa Monica pier there was that dark corner and you said it’s “the perfect place for selfies! You won’t be able to see me!”?

Throwback Thursday

Hey apricot, member that time on the Santa Monica pier there was that dark corner and you said it’s “the perfect place for selfies! You won’t be able to see me!”?

SST - Shoe Seat Table

Thank fuck these hens are leaving. There are only six of them, but my Starbucks was SO LOUD. None of them can wait for any of the others to stop talking before they open their mouths, so they speak up to be heard over each other in this endless loop of six women shouting at each other louder and louder until the windows shatter. 

Peaceful tea drinking time with them gone.

SST - Shoe Seat Table

Thank fuck these hens are leaving. There are only six of them, but my Starbucks was SO LOUD. None of them can wait for any of the others to stop talking before they open their mouths, so they speak up to be heard over each other in this endless loop of six women shouting at each other louder and louder until the windows shatter.

Peaceful tea drinking time with them gone.

It’s somebody’s 16th birthday today. 

Poor kid is trying to nap and here I am laying on top of him. 

Happy Birthday Buddy.

It’s somebody’s 16th birthday today.

Poor kid is trying to nap and here I am laying on top of him.

Happy Birthday Buddy.

Now, PARTY!

Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple

Because one of you likes wearing purple and has good reason to celebrate and Gogol Bordello has a party song about wearing purple.

So, here’s something that hasn’t been seen here in a while. 

I still look the same. No tractor accidents rearranging my face. 

I wear a blue polo to work now, though, instead of ugly burgundy. 

And always the crooked half smile.

So, here’s something that hasn’t been seen here in a while.

I still look the same. No tractor accidents rearranging my face.

I wear a blue polo to work now, though, instead of ugly burgundy.

And always the crooked half smile.

I’m man enough to wear a Disney character on my gym bag for two reasons. Frozen was the most fun theater movie thanks to my date that night, and who can say no to a warm hug?

I’m man enough to wear a Disney character on my gym bag for two reasons. Frozen was the most fun theater movie thanks to my date that night, and who can say no to a warm hug?

I learned to play guitar because I wanted to be like Jade. This song reminds me why.

Davey looks less like Adam here, but the moves better than Jagger are totally on in full force.

Beautiful Thieves - AFI

I haven’t paid any attention to my favorite band ever since they went on hiatus for Davey and Jade to do Blaq Audio.

And now, I run into their new music videos… by accident. When youtube recommended this one. And I had to double-take because I thought it was a Maroon 5 video and why would youtube recommend that to me?

Doesn’t Davey look like a glam rock Adam Levine?

Yes, he does.

Except Davey’s moves are totally better than Jagger.