I am the Hattatron
It’s somebody’s 16th birthday today. 

Poor kid is trying to nap and here I am laying on top of him. 

Happy Birthday Buddy.

It’s somebody’s 16th birthday today.

Poor kid is trying to nap and here I am laying on top of him.

Happy Birthday Buddy.

Now, PARTY!

Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple

Because one of you likes wearing purple and has good reason to celebrate and Gogol Bordello has a party song about wearing purple.

So, here’s something that hasn’t been seen here in a while. 

I still look the same. No tractor accidents rearranging my face. 

I wear a blue polo to work now, though, instead of ugly burgundy. 

And always the crooked half smile.

So, here’s something that hasn’t been seen here in a while.

I still look the same. No tractor accidents rearranging my face.

I wear a blue polo to work now, though, instead of ugly burgundy.

And always the crooked half smile.

I’m man enough to wear a Disney character on my gym bag for two reasons. Frozen was the most fun theater movie thanks to my date that night, and who can say no to a warm hug?

I’m man enough to wear a Disney character on my gym bag for two reasons. Frozen was the most fun theater movie thanks to my date that night, and who can say no to a warm hug?

I learned to play guitar because I wanted to be like Jade. This song reminds me why.

Davey looks less like Adam here, but the moves better than Jagger are totally on in full force.

Beautiful Thieves - AFI

I haven’t paid any attention to my favorite band ever since they went on hiatus for Davey and Jade to do Blaq Audio.

And now, I run into their new music videos… by accident. When youtube recommended this one. And I had to double-take because I thought it was a Maroon 5 video and why would youtube recommend that to me?

Doesn’t Davey look like a glam rock Adam Levine?

Yes, he does.

Except Davey’s moves are totally better than Jagger.

eapricott:

deathbycex:

I would just like to quickly state for the record that

I LOVE EAPRICOTT.

FOR. THE. RECORD. i am loved. thank you. like so much.

Maybe if I’m nice enough she’ll let me win a game of Wwf?

Yes, Buddy has a little doggie snuggie. 

Yes, he fusses and struggles when I put it on him. 

Yes I feel like the worst pet owner ever when I get it on him and he makes a sad face.

And yes, he only hates it for about 30 seconds until he says, “ooh, warm. I like warm, thank you.”

Yes, Buddy has a little doggie snuggie.

Yes, he fusses and struggles when I put it on him.

Yes I feel like the worst pet owner ever when I get it on him and he makes a sad face.

And yes, he only hates it for about 30 seconds until he says, “ooh, warm. I like warm, thank you.”

you know what is really satisfyingly fun on a Monday night in Indiana? beating you AND your Dad in WWF at the same time. ah good times.

If you keep doing it so much it might not be as fun any more, erinn apricot, queen of Wwf. But I suppose there isn’t much competition for fun in Indiana on a Monday night. The comedy club isn’t even open.